I previously thought that I REALLY enjoyed the taste of vodka, until I spent half of my night getting up to put it on a cotton ball and shove it in my mouth.
Andddd had to take my lunch break early because my tooth hurt so fucking bad, and all I wanted was to shove vodka into my gums. seriously.
My dentist appointment isn't until February 19th and I really don't see how I'm going to be able to put up with this pain until then.
Thank you, fucked up health system, for fucking me out of insurance. I have to go to the free clinic, hence my long wait. People in Youngstown are poor, yo.
My workday is going extremely slow for some asinine reason, and the snow is pouring down like a damn avalanche. It took me 15 minutes to get home, when it usually takes about 7.
Thank you, rose colored Cadillac in front of me. Maybe if there wasn't a 95 year old woman driving you, you would be going the 45mph that your tires can take you, instead of the 14 you were actually going. Use your new tires to their advantage, old lady. Jesus.
In other news. I saw santa today. And told him what I wanted for Christmas. A new life. lolol. But seriously. Hilarity ensued.
See?
The experience as a whole would have been an amazing one had "santa" not been a 50 year old guy names Cezar from the produce department who kept insisting that I sit on his lap. I did not. I have a little dignity, people. Come on.
Regardless.
I'm going back to work now. Then to perilessly drive through the snow, all to cuddle with Matt for a few hours, get up at 6, drive BACK home, and go BACK to work.
I'm a pretty awesome girlfriend.
bai.
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"The experience as a whole would have been an amazing one had "santa" not been a 50 year old guy names Cezar from the produce department who kept insisting that I sit on his lap."
God damn I love you.
And why would they book you TWO MONTHS from now for fucking tooth pain? That's the worst pain known to man. :(
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