Things.

There are some things that will never cease to perplex me.
They will forever sit on my brain stem, taunting my mind with their awfulness.
This is a lame attempt at a list of these things.

Those orange circus peanut candies. They are the consistancy of sponge, they taste like ass. I do not get it.

People who eat until they are morbidly obese, and then cry about being fat. I know its hard to lose weight, and I am in no way knocking the chunky people here, but if you eat until you literally cannot move, I feel no pain for you. None.

100 calorie packs.
If I want 3 packs, then it's not really 100 calories, is it?

Lying. About anything. Or everything. I don't need to explain this.

My strange attraction to House. I want him. I don't get it.

Stealivg other people's lives, stories,manuerisms .. Be yourself, people. A carbon copy of another person isn't very original, is it?

Why a tank of gas equals 4 hours of my wages.

Why its so much easier to fall asleep in someone's arms, than it is when you're alone. Im not complaining, im just sayin.

People who like to be so close to the back of your car that they're basically touching you. Jesus christ, move the fuck back.

Why its never really old people in those motorized wheelchair cart things at walmart, but always really fat people who just don't want to walk.

Why walking into my home immediately puts me in a shitty mood.

Why there aren't hover cars yet.

Why I look funny in every color but black.

Boots with the fur.

Black licorice. If you like that taste, take shots of jager.

Im too tired to keep going. I shall add to this later.